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Shawn Luke

Shawn Luke

Male. Lives in United States. Born on April 13, 1982. Is single.
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When did I get saved?
1986
How did I hear about Savior Connect?
Searched for Christian Social Media Sites
About Me
I love God.
Foodie, meaning I love to eat.
Enjoy cars and travel.
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Freed in Jesus Ministry
Eddie Pito Ortiz
Clay Felicia Worrell
Sandra Cana
Maura Hess
Rev Steve Schneider
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Did you hear about the salsa thief? He takes it on the taco.
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Shawn Luke
What did the football coach say to the broken salsa dispenser? Give me my quarterback.
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Shawn Luke
Question: What did the first tortilla chip say to the second tortilla chip? Answer: Salsa's on me.
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MyChurchNotes.net
And the second chip said, "You're a drip. I'll wait."
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September 23, 2023
Shawn Luke
, good callback!
7 hours ago
Shawn Luke
Question: How did the barber always snag the last jar of salsa? Answer: He knew a short cut through the store.
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Shawn Luke
Why couldn't the billboard ask for its favorite salsa at a restaurant? The waiter didn't know sign language.
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Pecan pie with ice cream and chocolate drizzle. You might remember the umbrella from my recent Galveston trip. This pie is outstanding with chocolate.
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My dance instructor said we were starting with the salsa. I called, "I'll be right back with the chips."
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Question: Why did the tortilla chips begin to dance? Answer: The band struck up the salsa.
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Question: What do robots dip in their salsa? Answer: Microchips
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A tanker truck of salsa overturned on a Los Angeles freeway. CHiPs showed up, and the spill was gone in no time.
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Diane Dunn
I laughed out loud with this one.
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September 17, 2023
Shawn Luke
, it CRACKED you up like a bag of broken chips, did it?
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